RECORD GROUP CELLULAR ANOMALIES19 APR 1977
AC-77-0419 // ANALYTIC NOTETHE ASEXUAL ADVANTAGE
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CLEARANCE: DECLASSIFIED // CASE STATUS: CULTURE ACTIVE
DECLASSIFIED
OFFICIAL COPY
ABSTRACT
Binary fission is the most direct reproductive order observed in the current specimen. The subject duplicates its informational core, partitions cytoplasmic contents, and resolves into two daughter cells without committee approval.
Observed behavior remains consistent: COPY. ELONGATE. PARTITION. DIVIDE. No courtship display, paperwork, or brand partnership has been detected.
BE SIMPLE. SURVIVE THE SANITIZER.
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